Find image here . People, I am now PLACED. Whole new life, whole new country - whole new blog. I'll be siphoning my thoughts from now on...

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I have a fight to pick with Mr. Webster. "Goodbye" is the biggest misnomer I've ever heard. Because when are "byes"...

As mothers, we need to take the education of our children to heart. And that includes tree-climbing. There weren't any good trees in the...

I've been a mother for almost five years, which hardly makes me an expert. However, I did major in Family Life Education - studying wha...

Are you sick of the move? I'M sick of the move. In fact, if you're half as sick of the move as I am, you're probably curled up w...

This is my house RIGHT. NOW. I feel kinda weird. My hands feel very empty and my feet very itchy. Da Boyz are at a friend's house (safer...

Scroll down to watch the original, much more informative (and constipated) version of this week's Chick Chat.

The Three Bay B Chicks are hosting a "Chick Chat" every other Wednesday about varying topics across the board. Today's is ...

And they're takin' all our stuff. (They do all the packing and wrapping and boxing - which is why I can still afford to blog every d...

Portuguese has these amazing words like "lembrancinha" and "saudades" that just don't translate into English. A lemb...

But I did miss church yesterday. And because I was home by myself, putzing around and trying very hard NOT to get caught up on blogs and ins...

Dancing. Music. Kids love it, and so do you. Every day, have at least thirty minutes of Music Time. Keep changing the genre - classical one ...

I am sick. I hope it's not swine flu. That would really stink.

I am ashamed. I have not been honest with you. I'm a FAKE. SKINNY. I actually know this for a fact, having been declared one only yester...

M-O-V-I-N-G? I mock you. You do not scare me. Mountains of craporola - bring it. Disorganized chaos - I scorn. Uncertainity and stres...

All right, people. The list on my sidebar is actually GROWING, and freaking me out more than just a little bit. I don't even know why I...

It all started with the cheerful lady. I'd already noticed her - she was grinning at everyone while we boarded the plane like being a gl...

Ever notice how house hunting is like speed dating? I've never really done either, but they seem essentially the same. Trying to make a ...

Sandpaper white lips The marrow sucked from my bones - Still, good to be h o m e . (I also wanted to say, "My nose is so moisture-less ...

So. You know how I'm suuuuper good at starting projects, and go full throttle until I suddenly get bored with it and throw myself into s...

So lots of inquiring minds were concerned about my name. My bloggy name, to be exact. (I like the REplaced Americans. Cute n' catchy.) B...

How to get your husband a job - a simple how-to guide. Step 1: Get depression Step 2: Blog about it Step 3: Make a friend Step 4: Friend...

Somehow I missed that I gave birth to identical twins. You'd think I would have noticed. First there's Ouro Branco - and then there...